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[Lilith]

Tämä oli kuulemma Bouncing Off Clouds -videokilpailun voittaja, ennen kuin se disqualifioitiin, koska tekijä on ruotsalainen.
Upea video ja ansaitsisi kyllä voiton. Kilpailun voittajasta ei ole tietoa, eli koko juttu on varmaan jo unohdettu. Eikös pääpalkintona pitänyt olla matka Torin viimeisiin konsertteihin ADP-kiertueella? Levy-yhtiö on kyllä epäonnistunut täysin markkinoinnissa, molemmat video-kilpailut olivat pitkän aikaa sen jälkeen kun kappale oli jo sinkku.

[Dragon]

Tosiaan, upea video. Harmi, että tuossakin kisassa kävi noin, että se jotenkin kuopattiin ilman varsinaista ratkaisua. Tämä olisi kyllä varmaan paras..

[Lilith]

Jackie's Strength (Wedding Cake Edit):



Video on periaatteessa sama, mutta remixiä en ollut aiemmin kuullut, kun ei tullut sinkkua ostettua vaikka joskus törmäsinkin siihen.

[Lilith]

Tämä oli aika hauska: Police Me parodia:

[SisterClitorides]

Hehehe.. löysin sanatkin:

Police me- Tori Amos
9 1 1
What is the nature of your emergency? They say
I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
eleven on it.
Someone broke into my house
and took a bite out of my
ham and cheese sandwich.
Yes, I bring home the bacon
police is a friend of mine on facebook
And please police me
Carabinierize me
And vigilize me
please urbanize me
9 1 1
So

What is the nature of your emergency?they say
Ive some articulation problem as you can see
Yes you can. Sounds good. Sounds heineken.
I always say I said
I have got a goat and Id like a dog
Call the police coz Ive just killed the music
And please police me
Carabinierize me
And vigilize me
please urbanize me
9 1 1 so
Mary magdalene called the 9 1 1 so many times
She denunced some bad boy who was launching stones against her

And I sing the law
And the police love
I sing the love
I sing the law

Toivottavasti oikea Police Me ei ole tuollainen Onkohan Tori nähnyt tuon jo..

[Lilith]

Samalta tekijältä myös Give-parodia:



Sanat:
You just want they grew up sane
And see their smile enjoy your face
Then you want they grew up fast
coz their smile now irritates
But
Give them a religion baby
I tell you as a ministers daughter
Give them education and let them go
Give them a knife if they need them
laces undone when they run
And if they fall down please
Its not your fault
And let them go
and I hope you dont come more in my home
And let them go
I think how I wanted you and now no
And let them go
how can I diseredate my only son?
But give a massive hug to their pets, so
They just want to have your dresses
In my case I dont why no
They just scream and give you noises
And you sing how happiness
But
Give them a revolver baby
A girl needs a gun these days
Give them just the poison
When theyre going to cry
Play with them with the roulette
But just when its called Russian
Give them an antidotus
To save your life
And let them go
youre not more a gradite figure to me
And let them go
I fgghie sso pezz e ccor I dont think
And let them go
Youre not more that little pony baby
Youre just a little error that Ive done
And so give a massive kick in their bones

[SisterClitorides]

Siis onko tää tekijä fani vai Tori-vihaaja? hehehehe

[piirtoheitinkalvo]

Olenko mä ainut jonka mielestä tuo Give kuullostaa hyvältä? Nyt kun mä tykästyin tuohon parodiaan ni saatan vähän pettyä jos ei se oikea versio kuullosta samalta...

[Lilith]

Give on aivan loistava! Olen kuunnellut sitä saadakseni 500 Miles -hirvityksen pois päästäni.

[Lilith]

Vielä yksi parodia samalta tekijältä: Abnormally Attracted to Sin



Sanat:
I remember those days
When we went with my friends
to the Eden parties
Yaldaboth drunk a martini
Mary magdalene in bikini
and Sister Ernestine was dancing on the cube
She was drunk half naked
and said take the juicy apple
and They said me that sentence in loop
now I think They wanted me out of the group
And I think why no, I said
Everybody knows that my holy bible misses some page

abnormally attracted to sin
How I am sexy
Abnormally attracted to sin
When I see me Im in love again
i'm attracted to the botox
That makes me sexy and sexy again
And to all my surgeons staff

Bad times
When I could move my face in all the directions
Please smile just when you have not other options
My doctors said. And I did
Mary Magdalene went on extreme makeover (over over)
And now she makes a show in saint marie de la mer (mer mer)
And Im just attractedbut so attracted girls again...to sin
that's my profession

Abnormally attracted to sin
can you believe it?
abnormally attracted to sin
as the cell and the code pin
attracted tovtrasgression
so They pull my face so much and so much
I seem a Chinese lady
Like a bull... bull bull
In a sexy shop...shop shop
coz Im so sexy that more sexy "no, i can't"
and i'm abnormally attracted to sin

[SisterClitorides]

En kyllä oikein usko enää että toi noiden tekijä on Tori fani.. on sanat vähän sitä luokkaa vaikka onkin parodia kyseessä..

[Kat]

Tori fani on kyllä varmaan kyseessä. Toisilla foorumeilla on paljonkin tuollaista porukkaa, jotka pilkkaavat Toria joskus aika pahastikin...

[Lilith]

Taas yksi parodia: Not Dying Today - Torin vastaus fanien negatiivisuuteen!



You, bastard fan
You always speak badly about me
Hoping in a new Pele
Receiving just new Ireland
You want the worst for me 'coz I know you say:
"she makes good songs just when she's in pain"
Shame on you baby!
You hope in my misfortunes
And you think of what pain can makes me turn back to write good songs
Sorry for the disappointment but in the family we are all good

My father's well
He's not dying today
My mother's well
She's not dying today
My face is ok..so they say to me
But dont worry 'coz it will not die today
Maybe tomorrow somewhere

Hi ears with feet
Or I could say ears with six feet under
You hope the beekeeper comes to take someone
Shame on you
I can do good songs if I'm happy too.such as goodbye pisces
Ok it's not a good example

Mary Magdalene's alive and
Not dying today
Matt and john are ok
They're not dying today
Mac Aladdin is good too, I know you're sad about
But he's not dying today
Beenie lost her sunset but not dying today
My career is on a thread but not dying today
My face is ok..so they say to me
But dont worry 'coz it will not die today

[SisterClitorides]

Aah. törmäsin tähän upeaan fanin tekemään remix versioon Me and a Gun:sta.. olispa tuo biisi oikeasti tälläinen..

[Dragon]

Tässä olis tällaisia ihan suht hauskoja Drag Tori Amos -pätkiä. Tyyppi on kyllä aika hyvin opetellu Torin maneereita ja tyyliä.. hehe...





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